Bathroom

Manny, my sister, and I went to go see Superbad on Friday evening. The movie was great, but Manny had a lot to drink during the movie. And like most animals, when Manny drinks a lot, he has to go to the bathroom afterwards.

When we walked out of the theater, talking about how great the movie was, when Manny says "I need to use the bathroom," and walks towards the women's room that was right outside the theater. Forgetting that Manny is a woman, my sister and I cried out "Manny, that's the women's room!" He stopped, also forgetting that he's a woman, and walked a few short steps to the men's room. Unfortunately for Manny, there was one, maybe two people waiting in line to use the toilet. And obviously, Manny couldn't wait to use the bathroom. He's a busy man, he has a lot of video games to play and a lot of sitting on the couch to do. So instead of waiting, Manny walked to the another men's room.

On the other side of the theater.

A person might say that Manny is stupid for doing this. Another person might say that it would've taken just as long to wait as it would to walk across the theater, and wouldn't have wasted my time or my sister's time to watch him walk away and then run after him. There might be someone who says that watching Manny in action is kind of like being at the zoo. And maybe there's a somebody who might say that Manny is shrewdly smart for going all the way across the theater to use the bathroom, because it is kind of annoying to wait in line.

All these people would be correct, except for the last person. That last person would be stupid. It's kind of like in grade school when people take a math test and the question is 2+2, and all the kids answer "4" except for one kid who says "22". And then the rest of the kids would start throwing rocks at him.

And you know who that kid grew up to be. That kid grew up to be Manny. GASP!