Deconstructing Manny 2

This is one of the dipshits that Manny is referring to. People might read what we said and feel bad for Manny. Well you shouldn't. Everything we have typed out is not original. Quite frankly, the only original thing we have said is when we call GA the Gay Alliance and that we call the pirate shirt a butt pirate shirt. Other than those two instances, Manny has actually done and said everything we have typed.

I am glad that Manny is willing to accept responsibility for the stupid and gay things he does. I do have a problem with him blaming us for his lack of a girlfriend. How can he blame us about not having a girlfriend when he is the one who talks about guy assistants? He is the one that went to a gay bar. He is the one that walked into a room and said to two guys..."pucker up gentlemen." Being gay is what stops him from having a girlfriend.

To have a better understanding of how mentally challenged Manny is. Yesterday, Manny and I were talking about beating different video games. I said to him that now I am trying to beat one game at a time, therefore the game that I am playing now never leaves my PS2. The only time I take it out is when I borrow Jason's baseball game so I can play against my brother. He could not understand why I would need to take my game out of the PS2. I then explained again, that I take the game out so I can play baseball with my brother. He still didn't get it. It literally took him about five minutes to understand what I was talking about. When Jason came home, I said the same thing to him that I said to Manny word for word. Jason understood what I was saying immediately, so why did it take Manny, The Master of English, five minutes to comprehend. Manny is such a dumbass.

Another instance of Manny's stupidity is when he was playing Eragon on his Xbox 360. Jason and I were waiting for him to finish because we wanted to play Gears of War. We were talking about how Manny likes to buy crappy games instead of renting them. Eventually, he stopped playing Eragon and picked up the case for Gears of War. When he looked inside he noticed that the game was not there. He then looked at me and Jason and yelled, "where's Gears of War? Why is it not in its case?" Jason and I looked at Manny with shock. We did not understand what he was talking about. He then asked again. At that point I looked at him and said that last time we played we left Gears of War in the 360 so I don't know what happened to it now. That's when he saw it on the ground next to the 360. We looked at him and said you are such a dumbass. You just took Gears of War out of the system so you could play Eragon. It was obvious that he was having a bad day that day, but that did not stop us from making fun of him. You would think my story ends there, but trust me the best part is coming up. Manny was so upset he put Gears of War into the 360 and then went into his room. We started hearing a weird clicking sound coming from the 360. I didn't know what was wrong so I asked Manny, of course he didn't know. When I opened the disc drive I saw what was wrong. Apparently Captain Jackass aka Manny put Gears of War in the drive, but never took out Eragon. So the system was trying to spin two discs at the same time. He almost broke his 360. At that point his entire day was over cause Jason and I never let that die, even when he went into his room and closed his door to cry or masturbate or both, we did not stop laughing and making fun of him. Manny is such a dumbass.