Manny vs. Macgyver

Greetings! This is your Friendly Neighborhood Spidernerd bringing you an update on the latest in Manny's retarded life.

Yesterday when I came home I immediately checked to see if we had any mail. As I began my search I heard a voice call out to me, "don't worry I have picked up the mail already." When I looked up I saw Manny sitting at the top of the staircase in front of the door to our apartment. I looked at him in his t-shirt and pajama pants, and knew Manny had locked himself out. To verify my theory I asked him, "did you lock yourself out?" As expected he said yes. I then asked him how long has he been locked out. He said that he wasn't sure, but he was listening to the television that he had left on. He heard about half of Terminator 2, all of Ultraviolet, and all of Big, then about half hour later I arrived. This means that for at least five hours he was sitting out there. As soon as he told me this I called Jason. Now what people must understand is that Jason doesn't like talking on the phone, but this was something he had to know immediately. It was one call he was glad to receive.

The reason he was locked out was because he went to pick up the mail, but he locked the door behind him. He tried justifying his actions by saying how I did the same thing before, the only difference is that someone was there to open the door for me. I told him no, the difference is that I was walking to the deli and locked the door behind which is normal if you leave your home you lock the door behind you. I don't lock the door just to pick up the mail.

Manny is such a dumbass.