The Many Names of Manny

Throughout his years Manny has acquired an assortment of names. In the beginning there was only Serious Manny. When God realized how strong Serious Manny was he had to do something. Now we all know God could not instantly create someone as strong as Serious Manny. Using his wisdom God created Gay Manny.

At first Gay Manny was weak, but God knew that in time the Gay would become stronger. Unfortunately, Gay Manny could not just prance around like the fairy he is so he created an alter ego for himself. This allowed him to walk around and increase his gayness. This alter ego is known as Henry Kayz. To this day little is really known about Henry Kayz. The only thing that we know is that he is smooth with the gentlemen. Henry Kayz comes out when Gay Manny wants to sweet talk the gentlemen.

When Serious Manny realized how powerful Gay Manny was growing. He decided to create a partner. He called this partner Stupid Manny. Unfortunately, not even Serious Manny could predict how stupid his partner is.

Within the past couple months Stupid Manny's stupidity has increased exponentially. He evolved to Mentally Challenged Manny. But within the past two weeks he has managed to evolve once again into Borderline Retarded Manny. This is his current status right now, but who knows what will happen before the year is over.

To Recap the names of Manny (in chronological order):
Serious Manny
Gay Manny
Henry Kayz
Stupid Manny
Mentally Challenged Manny
Borderline Retarded Manny