RIP Manny's Peanut Butter

I don't know what to say. Manny's peanut butter is gone. It is a sad day for him. We could blame a lot of different people for what happened, but the real culprit is...Manny. How did he not notice that someone came into the apartment and threw out the garbage. His room is right next to the entrance. My room is on the other side of the apartment and I can hear when someone comes in. How does Manny not hear it?

Now that the peanut butter is gone how will he eat his tortillas? Maybe he will put beef or chicken in them as any normal person has with tortillas. I never heard of peanut butter and tortillas until I met Manny.

RIP Peanut Butter. I hope you find true happiness in you new life. Maybe you will be reincarnated as jelly. God speed to you.