Immunity

2:16 PM Tarik: yo son this cough that i have is mad gay

it's really pissing me off

me: yo son, u should take some cough syrup and drink plenty of orange juice

2:21 PM Tarik: yo son this morning i had some cough sizzurp and an airborne

2:25 PM me: i wonder how manny is doing

2:26 PM with his immune system of steel

Tarik: yo son i assume he is healthy and full of life since he does have a iron curtain immune system

2:27 PM me: his immune system is a brick wall

disease does not get through

2:29 PM Tarik: there was one time when a disease snuck in, but other than that his immune system is like fort knox

2:30 PM me: if homeland security was like manny's immune system, 9/11 would've never happened

21 minutes

2:52 PM Tarik: if the africans were like manny's immune system, slavery would have never occurred

2:54 PM me: if noah was like manny's immune system, he wouldn't have to build an ark, he would just put his hands up in the air and the flood would have stopped

2:56 PM Tarik: if jesus had manny's immune system, they would not be able to nail him to the cross, cause the nails would bend when trying to penetrate his skin

2:59 PM me: if the earth had manny's immune system, dinosaurs would still be around

3:00 PM Tarik: if goliath had manny's immune system, a pebble thrown by a punk kid would not have killed him

3:02 PM me: if floyd money mayweather has manny's immune system, he would beat big show in a legitimate fight

50 minutes

3:53 PM Tarik: if elliot spitzer had manny's immune system, he would never have been caught, and he would be governor of the world

me: if jesse jackson had manny's immune system, he'd be barack obama

3:54 PM Tarik: if mike huckabee had manny's immune system, he would be president right now

3:55 PM me: if hillary clinton had mike huckabee's immune system, she'd be bill clinton

i mean, manny's immune system

3:56 PM if she had mike huckabee's immune system she'd be a poor baptist minister

8 minutes

4:04 PM Tarik: yo son i like talking about manny's immune system

4:05 PM me: well manny's immune system has the strongest defense in the universe

4:06 PM manny's defense system, aka $180,000, aka the cure for HIV

Note: Manny claims he has a strong immune system, which is funny because he gets deathly ill practically every other month.