History Lesson

In the beginning, Serious Manny created God. God then created the universe, the moon, the stars, all the different planets and the different beings that lived on those planets. One of those beings decided to steal one of Serious Manny's Star Wars DVDs, not knowing how Serious Manny doesn't like when people touch his Star Wars DVDs. Serious Manny then got pissed and decided to destroy the world that God created. This is because Serious Manny does not play fight. Serious Manny ends things.

God, knowing that he was overmatched, created two beings that would grow more powerful over time, Gay Manny and Stupid Manny, in order to keep Serious Manny from destroying the planet ever again.

The real story: Manny does a lot of stupid shit. Manny says a lot of gay things. And it's hard to take Manny seriously, even when he's being serious, he still manages to doing something stupid. Or gay. Or both.

In all seriousness (no pun intended. Actually fuck it, pun intended.), Manny is a good guy and a great sport and it's a shame he does some many stupid things, and that he lives with vultures like Tarik and I who prey on people doing stupid stuff. There's a good chance he'll end up truly becoming Serious Manny and end the world. And that will not be pretty.

There are too many Stupid/Gay/Serious Manny stories to count (The Marine picture being one of them). We'll try and fit them all if we can, but I'm afraid that the internet isn't big enough for that.