Manny: The Man, the Myth, the Stupid

At first Stupid Manny was one of the weakest beings in the world. But recently we realized his power was increasing at an exponential rate. As I type this Stupid Manny has evolved from stupid to mentally challenged. The different forms of Stupid Manny from weakest to strongest are: Stupid, Borderline Mentally Challenged, Mentally Challenged, Borderline Retarded, Retarded, and finally Brain Dead.

Jason and I have tried to discuss what might happen if Manny became brain dead. I said he would be so stupid that he would just do nothing. But Jason made a valid point by saying, "it's possible he'll do something so mind blowingly stupid the world ends." After a long discussion we determined that the evolution of his stupidity could not be stopped, but it could be held back for short periods of time. And what could hold back his stupidity? One word...video games. The one word thing is something that Manny said when describing the Colts kicker. He literally said, "one word...Adam Vinatieri, I mean two words." That is a perfect example of the evolution of his stupidity.

We noticed that when he plays video games is when he is at his peak of intelligence. That doesn't mean he becomes intelligent. It means instead of being mentally challenged he's just stupid. An example of this is when he was playing Star Wars Knights 2, I asked him, "what character are you?" His response was, (and I'm no lying) "dormitory level."

Some may ask why do you and Jason discuss these things in great length? The answer to that is simple. As the fourth and fifth most powerful beings in the world, we must form various plans of action to protect ourselves and the world from Serious Manny and Brain Dead Manny's wrath. Even though we possess so much power, we follow the ideals of a man who is not as strong as us but his wisdom is beyond his years. I speak of the benevolent, humble, and glorious King Booker. He taught us how to be humble even though we are superior to everyone else.

I hope this will educate the normal people in this world so they understand what Jason and I have to deal with on a daily basis.