Manny is such a dumbass

Today as I was sitting in front of my computer at work I received a message from Jason. He asked me if I knew Barry Bonds was going to break the home run record. I told him yes because even though I dislike baseball and I never watch it, I am not a dumbass. The story of Barry Bonds and breaking the home run record has been in newspapers and on television for months. Unless you live under a rock there is no way you could not know about Barry Bonds. Therefore I asked Jason who didn't know about Barry Bonds. I wanted to know what moron, what jackass, what treasonous rogue would not know about Barry Bonds. All he had to say was "guess." I immediately knew, it was as if a wave of stupidity hit me. How could Manny not know about the home run record? It has been in the news for months. Hell I barely read or watch the news and I knew about it. Everyone is talking about it. Did he lock himself away? Or is his stupidity so great that it forms a shield around him that prevents all intelligent thoughts from entering his mind. Manny is such a dumbass.