DOE

I thoroughly enjoyed this conversation with Manny.

2:50 PM Manny: hi jay

2:51 PM i have been on hold with the DOE for alomst 2 hrs

2:52 PM me: B-I-G P-O-P-P-E

no info, for the, D-O-E

whats with the DOE?

why are u on hold?

2:53 PM Manny: i'm trying to get some info on substitute teaching and other stuff that'll help me get a job

me: oh nice

and you've been waiting for them to call u back?

Manny: no I've been on hold

for almost 2 hrs

me: ....

2:54 PM so you've been on the phone for 2 hours?

wtf, just hang up and call them back?

Manny: yeah

and lose my spot

me: there are spots?

i'm not sure how the DOE works

Manny: i haven't even spoken to anyone

me: Doe, a deer, a female deer

ray, a drop of golden sun

2:55 PM mi, a name, i call myself

2:56 PM fa, a long long way to run

2:57 PM i'm interested to see how long u can stay on the phone with the DOE

2:58 PM do they have at least music u can listen to?

Manny: yeah

me: nice, anything good?

2:59 PM Manny: but his is bull shit, how many people are calling the DOE at 1 oclock?

no its just the same "We'll be with you shortly" bullshit

me: maybe a lot

maybe a lot of people are getting aboard the DOE train

Manny: i have never been on hold for this long

3:00 PM me: u should tell them they're a DOE fo' sho'

tell them u don't wanna be their DOE no' mo'

Manny: i was watching that last night

3:01 PM me: u should tell them you choose bros before DOEs

Manny: u're an ass

3:02 PM me: hahahaha

alright guy who stays on the phone on hold for two hours

Manny: a guy that need a job

needs

3:03 PM me: yeah you do

still, two hours?

3:04 PM don't u have two phones? try calling back from the other one

that might work

Manny: there's an idea

me: that could also be potentially hilarious if u were stuck on hold for over two hours, with two phones

3:07 PM Manny: FUCK!

3:08 PM me: hahaha u on hold with the other phone too?

Manny: yes