Homeless conversations

4:51 PM Manny: hi jay

me: hi manny

whats going on superstar?

Manny: not much had an unemployment meeting

me: sounds fun

4:52 PM was it like a homeless man's meeting?

did u have to go to a soup kitchen or something?

4:53 PM question: can employed people who live in homes eat at soup kitchens?

i dont see why the homeless get to have all the fun

4:55 PM sometimes, i just want to have a nice bowl of chicken soup

am i not allowed to have the chicken soup, because i live in an apartment

thats not right

4:56 PM how come you get to have the chicken soup and not me?

listen, next time you go to your little homeless shelter meeting, bring home some of that delicious chicken soup

4:57 PM Manny: hahahahahaha

4:59 PM me: why are you laughing? are u taunting me because u got to eat chicken soup for lunch and i had to settle for a roast beef sandwich and potato chips

fuck you manny

5:00 PM fuck you, flaunting your homelessness

i'll make my own goddamn soup in my nice apartment with my pots and my spoons

you can stay in your homeless shelter and shove it mister

5:01 PM Manny: i netflix's policy on reporting shit missing

me: what the fuck?

5:02 PM you netflix's policy?

how do you netflix policy?

5:03 PM Manny: hey i spelled it right

5:04 PM hate

me: jesus christ manny

read that sentence again and see if it makes sense