Ancient Asian Magic

I haven't posted in awhile, but Jason is away on his Champion World Tour. I will be making updates to the blog on Manny's stupidity.

On Monday October 23rd, Manny wanted to order food. I was was not feeling well, but I was hungry so I decided to join him. We decided to order Chinese food. My head was killing me so I told him, "when the food gets here just put mine in the fridge cause I'm going to sleep." As I was drifting off to the world of dreams where I would meet my future wife Jessica Alba, I heard the doorbell ring. This meant that the food was here. Unfortunately, I was very tired and my head was still killing me so I didn't get out of my bed. I heard Manny open the door and go downstairs to get the food.

Now what you need to know is that each of us protects the others from various forms of magic. I protect the apartment from Black Magic, Jason protects the apartment from Asian aka Ninja Magic, and Manny protects the apartment from Stupid, Serious, and Gay Magic. I guess since Jason was not there to protect us from Asian aka Ninja Magic, the delivery guy aka Ninja was able to attack Manny. Fortunately, Manny possesses power from the Stupid, Serious, and Gay, so he could chase away the delivery guy aka Ninja, but before leaving the delivery guy aka Ninja placed a magical seal on the door that locked Manny out of the apartment. Despite all his efforts, Manny could not break this seal. Fortunately, I was there to break the seal from the inside.

Apparently, when Manny went to get the food, he decided to lock the door, so when he went downstairs and the door closed behind him, he was locked out. If I wasn't there or if I didn't hear him knocking, he would be locked out of the apartment all night. That would have been hilarious. Unfortunately, I heard him knocking and opened the door for him.

Manny is such a dumbass.