Epic

We haven't really been updating this blog, but that's because, surprisingly, Manny's stupidity has stayed dormant over the last week or so. I was actually considering upgrading Manny's condition from Borderline Retarded to Mentally Challenged.

Then tonight happened.

--My closet is in the hallway. And I had just done laundry and was hanging up shirts, so I left the closet door open. Manny was walking through to go to the bathroom, sees that the door is open, slightly blocking the passage way. Instead of peeking through to see if I was standing there, or pushing the door slightly so he could walk by, Manny knocks on the door and waits.
--While he's on the phone with his sister, Tarik and I are talking loud, and I was saying hello to her and asking questions. He writes down "Don't Men" on a piece of paper. He says that he meant to say "Don't mention that I'm writing a story," but he just wrote "Don't Men", so it could be anything. It could mean "Don't Men like other men" or "Don't Men want me like I want them."
--Manny has a small Star Wars stormtrooper figure on the table. For some reason, the storm trooper was holding two ink capsules. When Tarik asks him "What's with the storm trooper?" Manny answers "Oh, I just wanted to see how much I swallowed."
--Naturally, Tarik and I are going nuts, and Manny follows that up by saying "That stuff got all over my mouth."

This all happened in the last half hour.