9:37 AM me: yo son this barry bonds news has me really pumped up
it makes me want to play MLB the show with my roided up record breaking best player ever
9:38 AM Tarik: yo son Double B holds it down like WHOA!!!
me: barry bonds is a true gangsta
9:39 AM i hope he breaks the california penal league's home run record
9:44 AM Tarik: yo son Double B brings ruckus on and off the field
9:45 AM me: and now the federal government is bringing the ruckus to Double B
9:46 AM i'm glad, this is the best thing that could happen to the yankees and A-Rod
9:47 AM now A-Rod is the hero that will save baseball from the treacherous Barry Bonds
9:48 AM Tarik: yo son it's like batman vs the joker
A-Rod vs Double B
9:49 AM me: a-rod should walk around new york in a batman costume
9:53 AM Tarik: he could have the yankees symbol on his chest instead of the bat symbol
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10:00 AM me: barry bonds should show up to the courtroom with his face painted
10:02 AM Tarik: like that baseball gang in the warriors
10:05 AM me: that would be awesome
| 58 minutes |
11:03 AM me: man i hope one of the gambling sites opens up a point spread on barry's trial
| 16 minutes |
11:20 AM Tarik: i am turn right now
i mean torn
me: are you now?
11:21 AM Tarik: yes
i want to got to the movies to see beowulf but one of my friends has invited me to go clubbing and thugging with them
11:22 AM me: u should go club and thug
who are u gonna see beowolf with? manny?
11:23 AM Tarik: not sure
| 15 minutes |
11:38 AM me: i dont think beowolf looks that great
11:43 AM Tarik: i think it looks cool
i definitely want to see it
11:45 AM me: it has CGI naked angelina jolie
11:46 AM Tarik: yeah but i've seen Taking Lives already so i know what she looks like naked
me: i know
she's a nice looking lady
11:47 AM Tarik: yes she is
i plow her like a truck through a snowstorm
11:51 AM me: oh yeah
| 24 minutes |
12:15 PM Tarik: yo son i just finished the first half of FF6
2:20 PM me: yo son i wish i could play final fantasy VI right now
| 6 minutes |
2:27 PM Tarik: yo son i want to go home right now
2:29 PM me: yo son i've been ready to leave work since noon
Tarik: yo son i've been ready to leave work since i woke up
2:30 PM me: yo son i've been ready to leave work since i was asleep at 2:32 in the morning
2:32 PM Tarik: yo son i've been ready leave since monday
2:33 PM me: yo son i've been ready to leave since last christmas
2:34 PM Tarik: yo son i've been ready to leave since i was 18 and first started working
me: yo son i've been ready to leave since i was 10 and my dad retired from the coast guard
| 8 minutes |
2:42 PM Tarik: yo son i've been ready to leave since i was a fetus
2:43 PM me: yo son i've been ready to leave since jesus was a fetus
Tarik: yo son i've been ready to leave since God said let there be light
2:45 PM me: yo son i've been ready to leave since serious manny created God and allowed him to speak
2:46 PM Tarik: yo son i've been ready to leave since serious manny got his star wars dvds
2:47 PM me: yo son i've been ready to leave since serious manny created george lucas to make the first star wars movie
Tarik: yo son i've been ready to leave since serious manny thought about george lucas
2:48 PM me: yo son i've been ready to leave since manny thought of the letters G-E-O-R-G-E and thought that it was a good name
2:50 PM Tarik: yo son i've been ready to leave since manny thought the creator of star wars should be a man
2:51 PM me: yo son i've been ready to leave since manny fell in love with his first man
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3:28 PM Tarik: yo son i've been ready to leave since manny saw a woman and said ewwwww
3:30 PM me: yo son i've been ready to leave since manny first saw adam hook up with eve and then had god banish them from the garden of eden because he was jealous
| 33 minutes |
4:03 PM Tarik: yo son i've been ready since a monkey stepped on manny's star wars dvds and manny told god to destory the earth and make it again
4:04 PM me: yo son i've been ready since manny tried to rape a monkey which caused him to step on manny's star wars dvds
4:06 PM Tarik: yo son i've been ready since manny ordered a beef burger and watched star wars with adam
me: yo son i've been ready since manny asked adam out on a star wars date
4:07 PM Tarik: yo son i've been ready since manny introduced adam to his hot pole
4:08 PM me: yo son i've been ready since manny had adam make the pole hot
4:09 PM Tarik: yo son i've been ready since adam's ink exploded on manny
4:10 PM me: yo son i've been ready since manny chewed on adam's pen cap
4:11 PM Tarik: yo son i've been ready since adam touched manny's apple
4:13 PM me: i'm gonna put this on the blog
Tarik: YES
4:14 PM you should put the whole conversation including the beginning where we talk about barry bonds
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