Bastard Manny is a son of a bitch

When Manny came home from work he asked if anyone wanted to go to CVS. After receiving my Jordan Training Gear, I wanted to go out and style and profile. Jason had received his Nike hoodie also, so he decided to join us. Before we left, Jason picked up the wrong controller to turn off the TV. Manny asked, "why do we have that extra controller?" So naturally, Jason threw the controller at Manny, and then left the building to wait for us.

While we were walking, I decided to challenge Manny to Game 4 of our playoff for the Official Apartment Championship. After a ton of bitching and complaining, Manny accepted my challenge of a foot race to the end of the block. I started at the other end of the block and Manny started halfway. Jason was at the finish line. The second Jason said go, I ran out like the Flash, while Manny started like a bumbling, homeless, stupid, gay, serious, not awesome walrus. Despite my efforts, Manny ended up winning the 4th game in our series which led to the series being tied 2-2. Might I add that Manny barely won. If the race was even a foot longer he would have lost. Watching Manny run was like watching an elephant die.

When we got to CVS, we separated and each went for what we needed. While waiting on line, Jason walked in front of Manny and Manny said, "hey no cutting in the line." At which point Jason looked at him and laughed and then remained where he was standing. Eventually, he let Manny and I go ahead. Manny was called up to one cashier and I was called to the one right next to him. When Manny and I were at the cash register, the cashier asked me if I have a CVS card and I told her no. After I was done, Manny was still at the cashier and my cashier called Jason. The cashier asked Jason, "do you have a CVS card?" Jason replied, "no." In less than 5 seconds that bastard Manny asked Jason, "do you want to use my CVS card?" Then Jason asked the cashier if it is ok. She said yes. Meanwhile, I'm standing next to Manny shocked and amazed at what just transpired.

That son of a bitch, that bastard Manny is a battered wife. Jason and I had the same cashier. She asked us both the same question. Both times Manny was standing right there. But when she asks Jason, Manny immediately wants to help. Like a dog fetching his master's slippers. What people need to understand is that between me and Jason, I treat Manny with the most respect. It's not that much, but it's more than Jason. Even Manny admits this is true. But Manny, offers to give Jason his CVS card the minute he needs it, but completely ignores me. Manny is a bastard. This is a constant thing that occurs in the apartment. Which is why I always equate Manny to a battered wife or in this case a dog.

Manny is a son of a bitch.