Ending the year

I've known Manny since freshman year of college. I've seen a lot of stupid moments throughout the years, but I don't think I've ever seen anything like the year he's had in 2007. It truly was a banner year for what we can now call the Manuel Enriquez Experience. From getting locked out of the apartment, to the CVS fiasco, to not knowing what a doorbell is, it's safe to say that the year 2007 was for Manny what 1927 was for Babe Ruth, 1776 was for America, a year that will never be forgotten.

As exciting as 2007 was, it's even more exciting to think about what Manny has in store for the world in 2008. It's possible that he'll never be able to top the year he had, but it's also possible that this is just the tip of the iceberg. The scary thing is that he could be entering the glory years of his stupidity. Because he may look like an old, homeless bum, it's easy to forget that Manny is still a young man, entering the prime of life. Anything is possible with Manny.

Thank you, Manny. We'll see you in 2008.

"I'm not THAT gay."
--Manuel Enriquez Jr.