2008: Year of the Manny

Manny is on fire. This is not a reference to him being a flaming homo, but it refers to his level of unintentional humor so far. Manny has started this year off with a bang. Hmm...where do I start?

2008's first Manny moment was brought to us about a week or two ago. I came home from work and realized the apartment smelled like cooking oil and ass, which meant Manny was there. I was about to put one of my dishes in the sink when I noticed that there was a bunch of rice in the sink. I call Jason so he can see what was in the sink. I then call Manny, and I asked him, why the hell is there a bunch of rice in the sink? He says, he was draining out his rice steamer and the water was taking a while to go down the drain, so he was waiting for it to drain out before he takes the rice out. I look at Jason, in disbelief, and then back at Manny. I asked Manny, why didn't you just use the strainer so the water would go in the sink, but the rice would be stuck in the strainer. Therefore, there would not be a big mess in the sink. Would you believe I had to explain that to him about three times before he understood?

Literally five minutes after the rice incident, Manny complains to me about the garbage cans. I ask him what is the problem? He says, that I put the recycling bag in the wrong garbage can. Now in our apartment, we have three garbage cans. Two of them get clear bags, one for recycling paper and the other for recycling cans and plastic. The third can is for general garbage. None of them are labeled, so it doesn't matter which can gets which bag. Manny said I put the garbage in the wrong can, because the cover on that can always falls off. Jason and I looked at Manny in disbelief. I then said to Manny, are you telling me that you can't just put the cover back on the can if it falls off? Manny did not respond.

In all honesty, that night I wanted to strangle Manny. His stupidity had pissed me off. What Jason and I have now learned about Manny is he pretty much throws out his garbage where ever he stands. Manny is like a child who goes to take a crap and then comes out without their diaper and says, "all done." Even then at least a child knows to go to the potty. I would not be shocked if Manny was sitting on the couch one day, and all we hear is "all done."

The third incident was yesterday. Jason already posted about the incident so I will not repeat, but what people need to know is that Manny's laugh is death. I find Scrubs to be a hilarious show, but I can't laugh at the jokes when I hear Manny laugh. Jason can also testify to Manny's joke killing laugh. If Saddam Hussein had heard Manny's laugh he would have executed himself. That is how I know Nacho Libre is awesome, because even when Manny was laughing, Jason and I could still laugh at the jokes.

Oh yeah, Manny is such a dumbass.