Homeless Scene Investigation

1:21 PM

Tarik: this chick from my job is going to be moving to astoria this weekend

1:22 PM me: where in astoria?

Tarik: we got to work at the same time, and while we were in the elevator, she said she wanted to talk to me cause she heard i lived in astoria

i think she said 33rd and ditmars

1:23 PM me: oh wow right by the train

thats pretty good

Tarik: my question is, who told her i live in astoria

me: yo sherlock, i think you have a case that needs to be solved

1:24 PM Tarik: yo son maybe i should call the apartment plumber to unclog this mess

me: you should get gil grissom on the case

i've been watching CSI reruns

that show is ridiculous

Tarik: oh yeah

me: that show teaches me that the most complex mysteries can be solved in an hour

Tarik: when you watch it enough times you realize how crazy it it

is

1:25 PM gil can solve all crimes instantly, but forces his employees to run around and solve it themselves

me: it teaches me that you can't commit crimes in las vegas because u will get caught

1:26 PM Tarik: law and order and CSI teach me that if you want to kill someone, make sure it's just a random person on the street

if you have any connection to them, you will get caught

1:29 PM me: the best CSI episodes are the ones where the killer outsmarts grissom

1:30 PM Tarik: there are only like 3 or 4 episodes like that per season

1:31 PM me: yeah those are the ones that are great

1:32 PM i hope that show ends with grissom getting killed and no one can solve it because the only person that could solve it is grissom

Tarik: they would just bring in some new guy who is just like grissom

1:33 PM me: ugh no

1:34 PM they should bring in a new guy who is the opposite of grissom

who isn't good at anything and always lets the killer get away

1:35 PM Tarik: yo son he would be fired after like 3 episodes

manny should fill in for grissom

me: manny is the anti-grissom

1:36 PM because manny isn't intelligent at anything

and grissom is the smartest person in the universe

Tarik: which is why manny would be perfect

he would solve crimes every episode, but it would be the wrong crime for that episode and he just solved it by accident

1:37 PM me: manny would attempt to solve crimes, but make a mistake and get charged with the crime himself

he would last one episode

1:38 PM the greatest CSI episode ever

i'm thinking about manny in the CSI intro and i just started laughing

1:39 PM Tarik: manny would get close to solving the crime, but then he sees a star wars magazine, and the crime would never be solved

1:40 PM me: manny would charge the crime on count dooku

1:41 PM Tarik: manny would solve crimes while wearing jedi robes and carrying a lightsaber instead of a gun

me: no way, that's too awesome for manny

1:42 PM manny would be wearing his homeless outfit, and the CSIs would think that a homeless person comitted the crime and he's going undercover in the homeless community, but in actuality he's just dresses like a homeless man all the time

1:44 PM Tarik: it would be called CSI: Homeless

1:45 PM me: It would be called HSI: Homeless Scene Investigations

1:46 PM Tarik: he would end every episode by saying, "sigh...i don't even know anymore"

me: he'll begin every episode with "oooh, star wars"

the theme song will be "ooooh, star wars...ooh ooh, ooh ooh"