Manny the Apartment Plumber

Jason and I have always considered Manny as the unofficial apartment plumber, but he never accepts it, until today. This morning, the sink in the bathroom was backed up. Naturally, Jason and I decided to wait until Manny wakes up so he can take care of it. Today I had the day off, so I decided to go to Footlocker to get some boots. Manny joined me because he wanted to get stuff to clear the clog in the drain.

When we got home, Manny immediately went to work on clearing the drain. He began pouring stuff in the sink. When I looked, it looked nasty and weird, so I just returned to my room and began playing Persona 3. While I was playing, I could see Manny going back and forth from his room to the bathroom. On his final trip to the bathroom I hear, "Oh shit, Tarik come here. COME HERE!!!" When I get to the bathroom, I see Manny standing over the sink like when Muhammad Ali stood over Sonny Liston. He says, "SEE...SEE...THE CLOG IS CLEAR!!! I HAD THE WATER ON THE WHOLE TIME AND THERE IS NO CLOG!!!" Upon walking out of the bathroom, he had a smile on his face and a gay victorious swagger. He then said, "I AM THE OFFICIAL APARTMENT PLUMBER!!!"

In all honesty, this is possibly the second greatest moment in Manny's life. The first being the creation of Star Wars.