Manny is the biggest jerk ever!!!

Everything that Jason has just posted may seem ridiculous, but it is absolutely true. Manny is an idiot.

There is one thing I have learned first hand since living with Manny and Jason, Manny is a jerk to people who are nice to him. Manny managed to be an ass to both me and Jason within a couple hours. The first instance was when he took the rice without offering any to Jason. The second instance was when we went to the deli.

We like to do group events called Apartment Activities. Apartment Activities mean going to the deli, going to the dinner, going to the movies, playing the Wii, or any activity that we can all do. Normally, Jason and I are ready, but the jackass Manny doesn't get involved or takes forever to join us. This time Manny was the one who initiated Apartment Activities and wanted to go to the deli. While at the deli, we each went to get our vaious goodies. I picked up a chicken pot pie and some Honey Nut Cheerios.

Manny paid for his stuff first. Afterwards Jason paid for his stuff. When I went up to pay, Jason was waiting for me, but Manny began to walk out of the deli. When he noticed Jason was not walking with him, he looked back to me and said, "Oh, you didn't pay yet?" What a jackass? Did he not notice I was standing behind Jason on the line? Manny should be treated like crap forever. No one should ever treat him like a human. My greatest mistake in life was treating Manny like a decent human being, cause he is a jerk. As I have said before, I used to be nicer to Manny than Jason is. But now I don't care. He is an ass.

Also, I would like to add some reviews for two movies we saw this weekend as a part of Apartment Activities.

First was "Let's Go to Prison," starring Will Arnet, Dax Shepard, and Chi Mcbride. It was a funny movie, but I was watching it with Manny and when he laughed I just could not laugh at the jokes, even though it was a funny joke. If I had watched the movie by myself, it would have been more amusing, but Manny was there. Unfortunately, "Let's Go to Prison" could not beat the Manny laugh.

The second movie was "The Ex," starring Zach Braff, Jason Bateman, and Amanda Peet. This movie was very funny. I was able to watch it with Manny laughing like a goon. I wasn't laughing out loud, but it was still great. Unfortunately, while watching it with Manny, the most I could do was smile at some of the jokes instead of laugh. Like "Let's Go to Prison," this movie couldn't beat the joke assassinating laugh of Manny.

Here are a list of movies that manage to dodge bullets, like Neo, when Manny is firing his laugh:
Nacho Libre
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Superbad
The Brothers Solomon
In Bruges
Blades of Glory

More will be added over time. Stay tuned.