The State of New York

We were at the Diner on Friday with a guest appearance from Sachie who wanted to play the Wii. For whatever reason, the conversation steered towards friends from college, and Manny asked where Brett lived now. I told him he just moved to New Jersey, and Manny said "Oh, I thought he lived in upstate New York." I told him "No, he lived in Connecticut, but that might as well be upstate NY." Then Manny said "Yeah, New York should be a state." To be fair, he corrected himself moments later, saying that he meant "New York City". To be unfair, it's still fucking stupid, because we weren't talking about New York City.

We also held a retard olympics in Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games between Sachie and Manny. Manny lost, so he's officially the head retard. Although truthfully, there really didn't need to be a contest to decide that.

Yesterday, we were watching The-Ex starring the great Jason Bateman, Zach Braff, and Amanda Peet's nose. There is a scene in the movie where the great Jason Bateman gets a call from Barcelona, so he starts speaking Spanish. And Manny says "Why is he speaking Spanish if he's calling Barcelona?" To his credit, he then realized a moment later that it's because Barcelona is in Spain.

Afterwards, we ordered chinese food, and the chinese place only delivered one order of white rice even though I had ordered two (one for me and one for Manny), I told Manny that he could have the rice if he wanted because I am generous and a hero to starving Mexicans, and Manny said "Okay, thanks!" It was moments later that Tarik pointed out that Manny didn't suggest that we share the pint of white rice, or at least give a half-hearted "Are you sure you don't want any?" Manny was just like "Fuck jason, I'M taking the food."

What a jerk, I don't know why I'm so nice to him.