DRINK AND GET LAID

WARNING: This is the most inside-joke post I think I'll ever make on this blog which is basically about the complete inside-joke that is Manny, only because I'm not sure if and how and when it's appropriate to talk about what this convo means. Rest assured though, it may not be funny to anyone reading this, but it's funny to us.

3:39 PM Tarik: yo son i want to get LAID and DRINK

8 minutes

3:48 PM me: man, thats all i ever think about

getting LAID when i DRINK

3:52 PM Tarik: man, i would drive to Oregon to DRINK and get LAID

3:57 PM me: man, i would jog to seattle if that meant i could DRINK and get LAID

3:58 PM Tarik: man, i would swim to jamaica if that meant i could DRINK and get LAID

3:59 PM me: man, i would walk to vancouver, canada if that meant i could DRINK and get LAID

4:03 PM Tarik: man, i would ride a unicycle to north dakota if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

4:04 PM me: man, i would wrap myself in a box and get airmailed to spain if that meant i could DRINK and get LAID

9 minutes

4:14 PM Tarik: man, i would skip to brazil if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

me: man, i would crawl to colombia if it meant that i could DRINK and get LAID

4:16 PM Tarik: man, i would moonwalk to alaska if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

4:17 PM me: man, i would do the macarena to russia if that meant i could DRINK and get *LAID

4:18 PM Tarik: man, i would do the electric slide to china if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

4:20 PM me: man, i would do the pop and lock to korea if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

4:22 PM Tarik: man, i would crip walk to italy if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

4:23 PM me: i would salsa to mexico if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

4:27 PM Tarik: man, i would tango to germany if it meand i could DRINK and get LAID

me: man, i would do whatever dance move augustin 3:16 invents this week if that meant i could DRINK and get LAID

4:32 PM Tarik: man, i would let stunning steve augustine 3:16 teach me his pimping ways if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

4:33 PM me: man, i wish i could let stone cold steve augustine teach me that pimpin' is easy so i could DRINK and get LAID

4:38 PM Tarik: man, i serve the rattlesnake stone cold steve augustine 3:16 a beer if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

4:39 PM me: i would let the raging redneck steve augustine give me the stone cold stunner if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

4:43 PM Tarik: man, i would let jim ross yell out stunning steve augustine's name if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

4:45 PM me: man, i would yell out "BY GAWD, THAT'S AUGUSTINE'S MUSIC!" if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

4:49 PM Tarik: man, i would allow augustine 3:16 to spray me with beer if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

4:51 PM me: man, i would allow augustine 3:16 to pour cement in my car if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

4:52 PM Tarik: man, i would allow augustine 3:16 to hug and tickle me if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

4:53 PM me: man, i would let augustine 3:16 to look at my watch to see the time if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

4:54 PM Tarik: man, i would let stunning steve augustine hold my hand if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID*

4:55 PM me: man, i would let the ringmaster steve augustine throw a ball in my face and call me a motherfucker while he cries if that meant i could DRINK and get LAID

4:58 PM Tarik: man, i would let the superstar steve augustine spit his rhymes if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

4:59 PM me: man, i would let my time be up and your time be now if that meant i could DRINK and get LAID

5:00 PM Tarik: man, i would not let you see me if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

5:01 PM me: man, i would be the franchise and be shining now if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

5:06 PM Tarik: man, i would not let you see me since my time is now if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

5:08 PM me: man, i don't know how to further incorporate that song without making it sound really gay but if i did i would do it if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

8 minutes

5:16 PM Tarik: man, i would keep it on lock like i'm part of the jails if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

5:17 PM me: man, i would keep the whole block wishin they could run with my division if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

5:19 PM Tarik: man, i would go fishin with no bait if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

5:20 PM me: man, i would get my soul straight if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

5:22 PM Tarik: man, i would brush my mouth with colgate if it meant i could DRINK and get LAID

me: man, in any weather i'm never better when it means i can DRINK and get LAID

5:25 PM Tarik: man, your boys so hot when i can DRINK and get LAID

5:26 PM man, i'm going home to DRINK and get LAID

peace

me: man, later