1. His Three of shirts:
- The Orange Shirt: Manny has in his possession a shirt he acquired while visiting GA. He says GA stands for Georgia, and normally it would. But Manny is not a normal person. We have determined that GA stands for Gay Alliance. So when he wears that shirt we know what he is trying to represent. He's here, he's queer, get used to it.
- The Marine Shirt: Manny's second shirt is the Marine shirt. It has a quote on it that says, "Pain is weakness leaving the body." When he is somewhat serious and not in the mood to play fight he dons this article of clothing. It represents his determination and his drive to end things.
- The Butt Pirate Shirt: This is the final and most feared shirt. It has no special writing or saying on it. It is just a plain white shirt with a picture of a pirate on it. That symbol gives me goose bumps just thinking about it. There is no witty remark I can say about this shirt. When he has it on, he is in full Gay Manny mode.
2. When we were all looking for any apartment, Manny was the only person who knew how to get to the realtor. As he was guiding us there this is what he said, "I feel like Gollum leading you through the dead marsh." Jason and I looked at him with disbelief. We thought that was the dumbest thing he could possibly say, but in time we learned...we were wrong.
3. The day after the Gollum line, we were in the car with the realtor. He was going to take us to an apartment to checkout. The three of us sat in the backseat cause another client was coming with us. I was sitting behind the driver, Jason was in the middle, and Manny was sitting behind the passenger seat. The other client came to the passenger side, but the door was locked. I said, "Manny open the door for that guy." His response (I can't even make this up), "what am I supposed to do use the force?" At that point, Jason reached over and opened the door. How the hell can Jason each over and open it, but Manny who is sitting right behind the passenger seat couldn't open it. Manny is such a dumbass.
4. Since the beginning of 2007, Manny has been having a real big problem adjusting to the New York time. I once asked him what time is it and he gave me the time in California. Now that would be ok if he just moved here, but he has been living in New York since he started in St. John's. This makes no sence (I know I spelled sense wrong but this is how Manny thought it was spelled). How can you confuse California and New York times if you've lived here for over five years. Manny is such a dumbass.
5. Manny has a Xbox 360, which he plays a lot. For all his time playing it, he doesn't even know how the damn thing works. You can create multiple profiles on the 360 so I have one, Jason has one, and of course Manny has one. When he got Spiderman 3, he played a little and then stopped. I decided to play using the 360 profile I created. I played for ten minutes and I never played again. After I was done, Manny went to play again and noticed that the save file left off were I stopped. He knew he had gotten much farther in the game so he didn't understand what was wrong. Would you believe he didn't play the game at all cause of that? The reason he didn't play anymore is because he didn't know how to switch 360 profiles. His game was saved under his profile, and my game was saved under my profile. Since he didn't know how to go back to his profile, he just didn't play the game. I had to show him how to switch profiles. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A F'ING XBOX 360!!! Manny is such a dumbass.
6. On Friday, Manny and I decided to play Star Wars Battlefront 2 on the Xbox 360. We played for over three hours. After we were done, we saved the game. On Monday, when we went back to play I noticed that the time and date of the save file was weird. He said, "since we stopped playing at like 3 AM, the time would be weird." I learned two things that day: 1. Manny doesn't know how to change the time and date on his 360, and 2. Manny can't read. The save file said 11/22/2005 15:23:46. How the hell does that mean 3 AM? Now I was never in the military but I know 15:23:46 means 3:23:46 PM. Also, the date says Nov. 22, 2005. He said he never noticed it. I saw it and I barely play his 360. He plays it almost everyday. Manny is such a dumbass.
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